-I got a piece of cactus stuck in my finger for 2 weeks
-I also ate cactus. A different one.
-I ended up in a commune
-I accidentally went to the Scientology headquarters
-My rental car got swarmed by thousands of bugs that squished all over it. The wipers couldn’t even get them off. I had to dump my water bottle on it and scrap with a credit card to be able to see to drive to a carwash.
-I paid 25 cents to watch puppets perform a hanging execution
-I got seasick in a submarine
-I accepted wine from a stranger in a dog park.
California, you’re magic.